Jessica Simpson - A lesson in what not to do

Just who is Jessica Simpson’s stylist? Who on earth would have let her make a public appearance wearing such a hideous and unflattering outfit? Is Jessica blind? Blurry eyed? Did she not look in the mirror before leaving her house? That dress is stretched far too tautly across her body. With that new curvier figure, she can’t wear the same clothes she used to. Unless she wants to earn some “Worst Dressed” credits, that is. There are plenty of clothes she can look fabulous in with some extra junk in her trunk. But perhaps something not quite so form fitting…

Please, Jessica, fire your stylist and hire me.